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"The most important job is not to be governor, or first lady in my case."-Pella, Iowa, as quoted by the San Antonio Express-News, Jan. 30, 2000
 
 

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"The word "genius" isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein."
— Joe Theisman, NFL football quarterback and sports analyst
 
 

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#133 Honeybees navigate by using the sun as a compass.
 
 

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A man who sneaked a bag of his feces into a San Diego courtroom during his home-invasion robbery trial, smeared it on his lawyer and threw it at jurors has been sentenced to 31 years in prison.
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