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I Thought Squirrels Buried Nuts

By: PeteTogiasPublished: 01/20/1999
 
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This squirrel must be a hit with his friends in the bars.

I Thought Squirrels Buried Nuts

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    YUP (0 replies)
    started by freewill
    (06.17.2001 0:15:55 AM EST)

    SCROGGIN MAN!

    Eves Not Talking Too Me' (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (04.22.2001 11:59:21 AM EST)

    I send this too Eve

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    (03.29.2001 4:33:58 AM EST)

    What Buddy

    Eves Secret (0 replies)
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    (02.18.2001 1:05:44 PM EST)

    Eves Secret when she goes up North and wants to left alone.

    From Peter (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (02.14.2001 12:15:35 PM EST)

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    nut sack (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (02.07.2001 11:20:28 PM EST)

    hes got pretty big sack uh????
    ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    we still need to take a trip to your moms house soon, i started school and i love it i got to learn 2 new braids and a regular strait hair cut no layers or anything but its way harder than you think!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! e-mail me back when u get time!!!!!!! ilove ya!!!

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    boy i like this one (0 replies)
    started by telephone
    (11.04.2000 4:49:48 PM EST)

    this one so cute,i never new they had such big ones

    T-Bone (0 replies)
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    (10.11.2000 5:05:00 AM EST)

    Their bigger than yours hey!!!!!

    big ol' furry squirrely nutz (0 replies)
    started by barratbabe
    (10.02.2000 10:00:38 PM EST)

    this squirrel is about to bust a nut....

    HAHAH (0 replies)
    started by KoRnKaT
    (10.02.2000 1:53:31 PM EST)

    HAHAHA HE HAS BIGGER BALLS THEN THE KID ACROSS THE STREET!

    Record (1 reply)
    started by turtle99
    (09.28.2000 1:46:12 PM EST)

    has to be a nut record for a varment so small. imagine if he was a man . hung nuts

    It's a beautiful day. Now watch some asshole fuck it up!! ;)

    ive seen that squirel..... (0 replies)
    started by sissyanne99
    (09.15.2000 12:08:31 PM EST)

    ....he's been made into a kick ass cartoon go look for him at www.stickdeath.com

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    damn! (0 replies)  
    started by dragon17
    (06.14.2000 2:38:27 PM EST)

    hee hee squirrel nutz....

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