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OJ Simpson

By: James VitalePublished: 01/21/2000
 
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How in the world did he manage to get off? No need to talk about this any further.

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innocent (0 replies)
started by ninnyhammer
(02.10.2007 9:36:16 PM EST)

OJ's kid is guilty. He wanted to borrow the bronco and OJ told him to axe his mother

You're right (0 replies)
started by roger
(05.15.2003 11:53:46 AM EST)


there's enough said below me here to fill a book


Just protecting my sheep
OJ didn't do it alone (1 reply)
started by blueeli
(05.20.2001 6:55:49 PM EST)

This guy has got away with serious crime of murder. He was acquitted because the prosecution did not do their homework and the police were sloppy in their investigation. There are so many incriminating evidences that will lead us to believed OJ Simpson is guilty of murder.
I, perhaps is the only person in the world who believed that OJ has an Accomplish in the killing. WHY?
Here's my theory -
On the night of the killing, OJ was picked up by the Limousine driver Allan Parks at the precise time that
OJ asked him to be in his house. I
will not go into the detail of how
long did the driver waited for OJ to come out from his house because my knowledge to this is limited to what I saw on TV. The fact of the matter, when the Limo car left the house with OJ on board going to the airport for his flight to chicago, the White Bronco of OJ was NOT yet
parked in front of his house. No two
object could stand in one place at the same time, so if the Limo car was standing right at the spot where the Bronco was found by the Police the morning after - "Who then could have parked this White
Bronco of OJ in front of his house."? Use your imagination, OJ
has an accomplish in committing the
crime of murder. In fact, it is possible that this accomplish was
actually his look-out man at the time of the murder.
I have followed the trial on TV and it was so frustrating that the prosecution and the police never explored the theory of conspiracy.

Life is short, so enjoy life while you can.

OJ (0 replies)
started by tub
(05.12.2001 3:48:10 AM EST)

When you die, may you burn in Hell for eternity.

Political Correctness is nothing but Liberal Facism seeking to limit your freedom of speech at Goofball. Stand up and defend yourself. Long Live Goofball!!!!!!!!!!

OJ's Favorite Lyrics (0 replies)
started by tub
(05.12.2001 3:45:52 AM EST)

"Kill the white man, Kill the white man dead. Then you rape the white man's woman, and then you chop off her haid"

That fucking racist bastard OJ was lucky to have a mostly racist black jury to save his ass in order to send a message to white people that past injustices are being avenged.

Black racist politicians are the most dangerous politically destructive force in America because they are not motivated by pride to serve their fellow countrymen but their desire to enact revenge upon all white people for past sins of slavery.

Well, get this, you racist bastards...I didn't own slaves and none of my ancestors did...So don't blame me. And the fucking US Government goes out of its way to give you racist blacks every fucking opportunity and advantage that it denies white people like me. Quit bitching.

Political Correctness is nothing but Liberal Facism seeking to limit your freedom of speech at Goofball. Stand up and defend yourself. Long Live Goofball!!!!!!!!!!

Miscarriage of Justice (0 replies)
started by 1shadowwolf
(03.20.2001 2:55:19 PM EST)

O.J.'s trial was a prime example of how corrupt our judicial system has become. The rule is "The person with the most marbles(money)wins, not as it should be "Fair and Impartial Trial". The judge should have never let a criminal trial become a civil trial.

Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight??

He didn't do it (1 reply)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(03.03.2001 5:18:58 AM EST)

The real killer is the owner of the restrant where Nicole's boyfriend worked.

guilty (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(01.29.2001 7:28:55 AM EST)

all i have to say is OJ did it. Everything points to him. The Justice system is fucked, the side with the most money and resources will always prevail.

HAH (2 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(01.16.2001 7:39:31 PM EST)

O.J. is innocent. He should sue all of you for slandering his good name.

hey (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(11.22.2000 4:05:39 PM EST)

mickey is gay and poops

Which mug shot is this? (0 replies)
started by bclinton123
(11.12.2000 11:00:37 PM EST)

Lets see the one on the cover of Time also.

so what (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(11.09.2000 9:59:02 PM EST)

OJ IS A FUCKING NIGGER!

free oj (1 reply)
started by kevin00
(10.29.2000 10:39:08 AM EST)

I think the man be inosent

yo

daymn (0 replies)
started by poppy2003456
(10.25.2000 10:03:23 PM EST)

how in da hell he get off of wha he did to nicloe i saw wha he did and dat was fuck up he draged here bleedin down da stairs throught da hallways and outside when she was tryin to run. Dats sum terrilbe shit

OJ... (no count )Simpson (0 replies)
started by tspoon216
(10.16.2000 5:45:00 AM EST)

He looks good with those numbers on his chest...He needs to join the zero club..

Have A Great Day!! tspoon216....

O.J. (0 replies)
started by cuddles951
(10.01.2000 9:41:11 AM EST)

Yes you tell me how....?????

The LAPD.... (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(09.21.2000 1:46:48 PM EST)

The LAPD and investigators were portrayed at the trial as being inept while at the same time portrayed as being able to conspire to frame an innocent man. I don't see how you can convince a jury OJ was innocent soley because a detective once said the "N" word.

"scuze me while I run to the golf course. (3 replies)
started by ZX29B
(09.18.2000 3:12:03 PM EST)

This piece of puke should be sitting on death row instead of playing golf.

GUILTY (0 replies)
started by Marmountain
(09.03.2000 1:18:04 PM EST)

He's the guiltiest muther-fucker i've ever had the displeasure seeing. Hope he finds the killers on one of the golf courses he frequents! Prick bastard!! I hope someone chop-sueys your ass!

Marmountain

GULITY (0 replies)
started by Marmountain
(09.03.2000 1:16:39 PM EST)

He's the guiltiest muther-fucker i've ever had the displeasure seeing. Hope he finds the killers on one of the golf courses he frequents! Prick bastard!! I hope someone chop-sueys your ass!

Marmountain

snob (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(09.01.2000 1:12:16 PM EST)

she was probably fucking someone else and he didnt put up with it good for him

Cowboy (0 replies)
started by burlingtony
(07.01.2000 11:28:43 PM EST)

If nothing else, he could go back to football and play for the Dallas Cowboys or Minnesota Vikings !

I agree with you 100% (0 replies)
started by tyree9
(06.27.2000 7:56:59 PM EST)

"with an eye for an eye" if the person is tried and found guilty. Whether OJ was guilty or not is not the point. The point is he got off because he had the resources to get him off. If OJ had bullshit lawyers he would have fried even though LAPD and the DA fumbled the ball so to speak. They would have found something to make it stick. The man had money to buy some of the best lawyers to help manipulate the LAPD's and the DA's fuck ups to his advantage. That's the attorneys job and what they get paid for. Charles Manson should fry for his crimes, but his ass isn't. Our tax dollars are paying for him. I have no problem putting a man to death or making him serve time if it is proven with out a shadow of a doubt that he committed that crime. The woman years ago, last name of Smith I believe, who drove her kids into a lake and accused a black male of carjacking and kiddnapping her kids is serving time, but she should be put to death. She should have been woman enough to take care of her kids or put them up for adoption before taking their lives. Just imagine if she picked a black male out of a line up and he is put in prison for a crime that he did not commit (which happens quite often), that would be travesty. The justice system is made to protect whoever has resources to put on the best front which is not right, but that seems to be the course of things. The only time it seem to be fair is when it's either an open and shut case or if it's two broke bastards trying to settle a dispute.

OO (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(06.27.2000 3:45:19 PM EST)

You know... this man is evil personified. He takes the mother of two children that he claims to love dearly and murders her in a jealous rage. Its not her fault he wasn't man enough to care for her when he had her. OJ Simpson didn't get off because he had good lawyers... he got off because the LAPD and District Attorney's office were bumbling idiots. There were so many pieces of evidence that jury never got to see. His being acquitted was a travesty. And what makes me wonder even more is that if he wasn't guilty why he has to pay the Brown/Goldman families millions of dollars. I think they should charge him in federal court for deprivation of civil rights (federal equivalent of murder charges) and to do him what he did to those two poor people and stab him to death. There are some Arab countries that have the right idea.. an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth. If he was man an example of I bet there would be people that thought twice about what they are are doing/

uhhuh (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(06.26.2000 6:27:39 PM EST)

guilty guilty guilty,the only killer walking the golf course is oj himself

fuck off (0 replies)
started by bobo20
(06.26.2000 10:14:38 AM EST)

fuck off

bob

Who gives a fuck (1 reply)
started by tyree9
(06.25.2000 1:57:06 PM EST)

if he did it or not. He got off case closed. Everyone is just mad because he beat them at their own game. A rich black man who had powerful lawyers who got his ass off a crime of killing two white people. A crime that he may or may not have committed. Sorry, but whites have been killing blacks and other minorities unjustly for centuries and not paying the price of their crimes. Why? Simply because they had money to hire the best lawyers to get their asses off (or the judicial system was just corrupt or racist). Yes, there are people who belong in prison and yes they should rot, but there are also innocent people who do not belong in prison and it sucks that they're in there. It's all about "reasonable doubt" and you hire the best lawyers to create that "reasonable doubt" to get your ass off. There have been theories that the murder was drug related, but there's only 3 people that actually know what happened O.J., Nicole, and Ron and unfortunately 2 of them are dead. You can't say he did it if you weren't there. Bottom line is he got off and your pissed he did. Turn about is fair play so fuck off!!!

Who gives a fuck (0 replies)
started by tyree9
(06.25.2000 1:55:40 PM EST)

if he did it or not. He got off case closed. Everyone is just mad because he beat them at their own game. A rich black man who had powerful lawyers who got his ass off a crime of killing two white people. A crime that he may or may not have committed. Sorry, but whites have been killing blacks and other minorities for centuries and not paying the price of their crimes. Why? Simply because they had money to hire the best lawyers to get their asses off (or the judicial system was just corrupt or racist). Yes, there are people who belong in prison and yes they should rot, but there are also innocent people who do not belong in prison and it sucks that they're in there. It's all about "reasonable doubt" and you hire the best lawyers to create that "reasonable doubt" to get your ass off. There have been theories that the murder was drug related, but there's only 3 people that actually know what happened O.J., Nicole, and Ron and unfortunately 2 of them are dead. You can't say he did it if you weren't there. Bottom line is he got off and your pissed he did. Turn about is fair play so fuck off!!!

Who gives a fuck (0 replies)
started by tyree9
(06.25.2000 1:55:06 PM EST)

if he did it or not. He got off case closed. Everyone is just mad because he beat them at their own game. A rich black man who had powerful lawyers who got his ass off a crime of killing two white people. A crime that he may or may not have committed. Sorry, but whites have been killing blacks and other minorities for centuries and not paying the price of their crimes. Why? Simply because they had money to hire the best lawyers to get their asses off (or the judicial system was just corrupt or racist). Yes, there are people who belong in prison and yes they should rot, but there are also innocent people who do not belong in prison and it sucks that they're in there. It's all about "reasonable doubt" and you hire the best lawyers to create that "reasonable doubt" to get your ass off. There have been theories that the murder was drug related, but there's only 3 people that actually know what happened O.J., Nicole, and Ron and unfortunately 2 of them are dead. You can't say he did it if you weren't there. Bottom line is he got off and your pissed he did. Turn about is fair play so fuck off!!!

Who gives a fuck (0 replies)
started by tyree9
(06.25.2000 1:54:37 PM EST)

if he did it or not. He got off case closed. Everyone is just mad because he beat them at their own game. A rich black man who had powerful lawyers who got his ass off a crime of killing two white people. A crime that he may or may not have committed. Sorry, but whites have been killing blacks and other minorities for centuries and not paying the price of their crimes. Why? Simply because they had money to hire the best lawyers to get their asses off (or the judicial system was just corrupt or racist). Yes, there are people who belong in prison and yes they should rot, but there are also innocent people who do not belong in prison and it sucks that they're in there. It's all about "reasonable doubt" and you hire the best lawyers to create that "reasonable doubt" to get your ass off. There have been theories that the murder was drug related, but there's only 3 people that actually know what happened O.J., Nicole, and Ron and unfortunately 2 of them are dead. You can't say he did it if you weren't there. Bottom line is he got off and your pissed he did. Turn about is fair play so fuck off!!!

Crack Whore (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(06.18.2000 3:40:15 AM EST)

OJ is the equivalent of corn in your feces, not only is painful to look at, but is also irritating. Viva France, because this guy pretty soon is going to kill again and run to France and become the French people's hero. OJ is a big rat who should be chop up and sent to the people on the island on the show SURVIVOR. F- OJ and Mumia, I hope they burn together in a hot iron molten and made bronze statues that birds shit on in Bangladesh.

Needs jail time (0 replies)
started by Meanness
(06.17.2000 10:44:54 PM EST)

I don't think it is right for someone to be out of jail after killing his wife and her friend. Letal injection would have done him good!!!!!

damn (0 replies)
started by Albatros
(06.17.2000 11:25:46 AM EST)

C:Al's Folderdisco.gif
hmmm

OJ!! (0 replies)
started by mothaFuker00
(06.16.2000 1:50:33 PM EST)

OJ SIMPSON IS A STUPID FAG HE SHOULD BE PUT IN JAIL BECAUSE EVERYBODY KNOWS HE DID IT BECAUSE HES A PEICE OF AND WE ALL KNOW HES A PEICE OF SHIT CAUSE PEICES OF SHIT DONT REALLY DO ANYTHING WELL BUT BE PEICES OF SHIT

Vigilante Justice (0 replies)
started by mightygronk
(06.09.2000 4:02:23 PM EST)

How about a contract on this fucker.
Any offers?
Any takers?

no (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(06.09.2000 8:00:16 AM EST)

go home.

how in the fuck (2 replies)  
started by ruddog
(05.24.2000 9:46:24 PM EST)

i'm still wondering how in the fuck did he get off of killing two people. i mean he ran from the cops,the bloody glove in his dresser oh ya the glove didn't fit him but who would where a glove that would fit him perfectly.the motherfucker was a good football player but he killed two people so he should be rotting in jail right now.

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