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WEST MEMPHIS, Arkansas - It wasn´t hard for police to find the suspect in a cafe robbery: He left in a wheelchair and wrote a threatening note on the back of his personal check. The man made a gesture as though he were hiding a gun under his jacket, police said Tuesday, and the waitress quickly gave him $120. He quickly wheeled out of the restaurant.
Police were able to capture the suspect, but they already had a pretty good idea who he was. The note he allegedly passed to the waitress was on the back of a personalized check bearing his name, address and telephone number. Edward Bohanon, 42, was charged with aggravated robbery.
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