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"We're expediting the administrative appeals process, so that disputes over projects are resolved quickly. In other words, not everybody agrees with thinning, there will objections. But we want those objections to be heard, of course—every citizen needs to hear a voice." —Bush, hearing voices in Summerhaven, Ariz. Source: The White House, "President Bush Promotes Healthy Forests in Arizona," Aug. 11, 2003
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"The wireless music box has no imaginable commercial value. Who would pay for a message sent to nobody in particular?"
—David Sarnoff's associates in response to his urgings for investment in the radio in the 1920s.
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#187 There are over 61,000 pizzerias in the U.S.
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is in a wheelchair screaming "I AIN'T STANDING FOR THIS SHIT"
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Q. How is Bin Laden like Fred Flintstone?
A. They both look out their window and see Rubble.
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 Suckers aren't they? | | By: Garlic Noodles | Published: 04/04/2000 | | |  |
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One day a blonde is walking along the side of the road by some
train tracks. The blonde looks up and sees a brunette jumping
from side to side on the train tracks saying "21" "21" "21" the
blonde decides to join her. The brunette hears the train coming
and jumps off just in time while the blonde is hit hard! Right
after that the brunette gets back on the train tracks starts
jumping from side to side saying "22" "22" "22"
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blonde joke
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Anonymous Goofball
(08.24.2000 5:07:19 PM EST)
It's just a joke don't get your panties in a wad!
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blonde joke
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Anonymous Goofball
(08.24.2000 5:06:28 PM EST)
It's just a joke don't get your panties in a wad!
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durdurdur
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gdaflirt
(06.18.2000 4:18:01 PM EST)
what type of person stays on the tracks while a train is coming through?i don't even think a blond is that stupid.blonds are stupid but so is this joke
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durdurdur
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started by
gdaflirt
(06.18.2000 4:15:48 PM EST)
what type of person stays on the tracks while a train is coming though?i don't even think a blond is that stupid.blonds are stupid but so is this joke
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durdurdur
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started by
gdaflirt
(06.18.2000 4:15:35 PM EST)
what type of person stays on the tracks while a train is comeing though?i don't even think a bold is that stupid.blonds are stupid but so is this joke
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