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"If a person doesn't have the capacity that we all want that person to have, I suspect hope is in the far distant future, if at all." - Remarks to the Hispanic Scholarship Fund Institute, Washington, D.C., May 22, 2001
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"When I give the order abandon ship, it doesn't matter what time I leave. If some people want to stay, they can stay."
— Captain Yiannis of the cruise liner 'Oceanos', which sank off the cost of Africa (Avranas was one of the first to get off the ship.)
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#70 A "jiffy" is actually 1/100 of a second.
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Q. What do you call santa's helpers?
A. Subordinate clauses.
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The opposite sides of a dice cube always add up to seven.
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