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Fart
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Anonymous Goofball
(11.09.2000 9:15:46 PM EST)
And that is exactly what he did.
funny bone
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Anonymous Goofball
(10.21.2000 11:36:17 PM EST)
you guys used to be funny. what happened??
131st!!!
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hoops
(10.20.2000 9:52:42 PM EST)
Why does anyone care who is first.Am I missing out on a medal or something. Maybe you get one of those gold stars from 2nd grade? Just a question.
SO SAD
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donut38
(10.20.2000 0:08:32 AM EST)
BUTT TRUE
First
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estoude1
(10.20.2000 0:06:52 AM EST)
Not only lame, OLD!
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