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Couple Burned By Unrequited Love

By: BizarreNewsPublished: 12/17/2000
 
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HAMBURG, Germany - A couple´s heated discussion about sex turned

explosive after the man accidentally set fire to a can

of petrol. The 31-year-old man had taken his 17-year

old girlfriend to a hotel in Hamburg for a romantic

rendezvous when an argument erupted. The man attempted

to coerce his lover by threatening to ignite a can of

gasoline. His bravado obviously got the better of him.

Both were reported to have sustained serious injuries

in the explosion and the hotel room was completely trashed.

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Mike and Shannon.... (0 replies)
started by SkidMonk
(01.11.2001 3:33:28 PM EST)

Need to get a damn room.

i love mike (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(12.20.2000 1:05:57 PM EST)

mike i love you

love always
shannon h



Is it true.... (0 replies)
started by thelizard
(12.18.2000 1:12:26 PM EST)

Is it true that was we get older, our libido grows while our intellect shrinks ? I hope and pray that I don't become that fricking sad after XYZ years of marriage. Damn!!!

Poison Clan rocks the world !!!!

Is it true.... (0 replies)
started by thelizard
(12.18.2000 1:11:42 PM EST)

Is it true that was we get older, our libido grows while our intellect shrinks ? I hope and pray that I don't become that fricking sad after XYZ years of marriage. Damn!!!

Poison Clan rocks the world !!!!

What the hell kind of sex act.. (0 replies)
started by blahblahblah2
(12.18.2000 10:10:39 AM EST)

requires gasoline?

Blah Blah Blah.. Logging in sucks

Das macht spass! (0 replies)
started by UNCLESLAM
(12.18.2000 9:14:31 AM EST)

Ich liebe dich bitch.

i love shannon (1 reply)
started by meegs1089
(12.17.2000 8:06:55 PM EST)

mike and shannon forever

holy shit

poor old man (1 reply)
started by nutek
(12.17.2000 8:00:07 PM EST)

really too bad he must prey on young women like that. makes me sick. that dirty old bastard. hope he burned good

dang (0 replies)
started by nutek
(12.17.2000 7:58:10 PM EST)

why won't my pic work?

yeah, fire solves anything (0 replies)
started by SuicideKing
(12.17.2000 2:43:52 AM EST)

if you need some cash, fire, if you hate your job, fire, arson and bomb-building are very interesting hobbies, watching a flame engulf and sway, creeping and breathing it's oxygen to survive, an entity of perfection....oohhhh man I gotta go burn someone's house down!


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yeah, fire solves anything (0 replies)
started by SuicideKing
(12.17.2000 2:39:03 AM EST)

if you need some cash, fire, if you hate your job, fire, arson and bomb-building are very interesting hobbies, watching a flame engulf and sway, creeping and breathing it's oxygen to survive, an entity of perfection....oohhhh man I gotta go burn someone's house down!


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Score! (0 replies)
started by mizike
(12.17.2000 0:28:37 AM EST)

Hes got the right idea with the young chick. Underage chicks and trashed hotel rooms are a way of life for some people.

WHAT A MORON (1 reply)  
started by donut38
(12.17.2000 0:04:19 AM EST)

WHAT THE HELL WAS HE THINKING ANDWHY COULDN`T HE FIND SOMEONE HIS OWN AGE

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