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Well . . .
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started by
someguy17
(12.29.2000 2:24:44 AM EST)
I, personally, have been using "Timmy" as my name of preference for dirty jokes.
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that's wrong...
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started by
rook30505
(12.27.2000 11:40:54 PM EST)
why does every dirty joke have to have a kid named Johnny in it?Now all of the Johnnies are going to be sterotyped.Bastards! Pikachu is the devil.
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Pffffffffffffft..........
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started by
Anonymous Goofball
(12.26.2000 12:17:52 PM EST)
That is soooooooooooooooo old
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