A Long Flight
By: Anonymous	Published: 12/28/2000
Fifteen minutes into the flight from Kansas City to Toronto, the captain announced, "Ladies and gentlemen, one of our engines has failed. There is nothing to worry about. Our flight will take an hour longer than scheduled, but we still have three engines left." Thirty minutes later the captain announced, "One more engine has failed and the flight will take an additional two hours. But don't worry ... we can fly just fine on two engines." An hour later the captain announced, "One more engine has failed and our arrival will be delayed another three hours. But don't worry ... we still have one engine left." A young blonde passenger turned to the man in the next seat and emarked, "If we lose one more engine, we'll be up here all day!" Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?
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lol (0 replies) started by bigjohn2 (05.03.2003 10:38:11 PM EST) not bad...

Nope. You told this joke wrong. (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (01.02.2001 12:35:23 PM EST) Primarily, speaking as a pilot, if you have an engine fail, you terminate the flight and land. There is something wrong with the plane and you don't want to risk all those lives in the back. The joke works better if it was an over-ocean flight with no chance of landing. It would work better if it was Los Angeles to Hawaii or New York to London.

old (0 replies) started by jeff22 (12.31.2000 2:56:00 AM EST) that is soooo fuckin old. its in the archives like three or four times. dont you guys even think to LOOK at the jokes b4 u put them up? I am jeff. grrrrrrrr.

Go fuck yourself (0 replies) started by bstrom (12.29.2000 0:41:56 AM EST) Hey you, disposablehero. You dont know Goofball's tradition, dumbass.

okay; (0 replies) started by disposablehero (12.28.2000 5:53:23 PM EST) about you assholes who just post 'first' either have something to say about the topic; or just go to the unsencored celebs and FUCK OFF. other than that; OLD JOKE PUT THE CLERKS CARTOON BACK ON TV

god (0 replies) started by mynok5 (12.28.2000 1:03:12 AM EST) thats ancient my 80 year old husband is shaving his balls...What can I do?

losers (0 replies)   started by DickGahzinya (12.28.2000 0:01:10 AM EST) first

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