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"I've coined new words, like, misunderstanding and Hispanically." -George W. Bush, speaking at the Radio & Television Correspondents dinner, March 29, 2001
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#12 Emus and Kangaroos cannot walk backward.
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Q: What does a blonde say after multiple orgasms?
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AIREDALE, Yorkshire - A Yorkshire bank denied putting a gun club in acompromising position due to its vulgar name. The members of The Cock, Ball, Nipple and Touchhole Club were shocked when their eight-year-old bank account was shut down when it went just slightly overdrawn and thought it was because of their rude-sounding name. Bank officials claim it was closed simply because it was overdrawn and was in no way influenced by the group´s name or its activities. Despite how it can be interpreted, the terms cock, ball, nipple and touchhole are all parts on an antique rifle, although members admit that some people do assume they are an ´adult´ organization.
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gay
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eskimoboy69
(02.09.2001 10:40:15 PM EST)
gayif at first you dont succede f*ck the world and smoke some We*d
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Yeah
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started by
barnyardstyle
(01.08.2001 8:41:52 PM EST)
I need to find me a touchhole.
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Hmmmm
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started by
thelizard
(01.08.2001 9:24:10 AM EST)
Sounds like a bar in ChelseaPoison Clan rocks the world !!!!
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hahaha
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started by
molson116
(01.08.2001 0:50:03 AM EST)
must have been the Bank of Jews
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weak excuse from bank
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started by
eyrie
(01.07.2001 4:01:49 AM EST)
sounds like the club bought the banks excuse
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