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Check Your Email

By: RogerPublished: 01/16/2001
 
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    He must get paid by the month (0 replies)
    started by RoosterCogburn
    (01.17.2001 8:31:23 AM EST)

    ...just hadn't received that pink slip yet.

    it took (0 replies)
    started by jci986
    (01.16.2001 5:19:49 PM EST)

    him three weeks to c the guy he fired,by that time a new guy should have moved in

    CHECKING YOUR EMAIL SHOULD BE LIKE SEX (2 replies)
    started by donut38
    (01.16.2001 0:11:28 AM EST)

    AT LEAST TWICE A DAY


    P.S. ESTOUDE

    ONCE A MONTH WHAT ARE YOU A MONK OR DOES NOBODY LIKE YOU ??

    First (0 replies)  
    started by estoude1
    (01.16.2001 0:04:41 AM EST)

    Once a month should be enough...

    Meddle not in the affairs of dragons... for you are crunchy, and taste like chicken.

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