Unlawful Dismissal Has Disgruntled Policeman in Stitches
By: BizarreNews	Published: 02/14/2001
MEXICO CITY - The alleged unlawful dismissal of two Mexico City policemen had one of the disgruntled officers in stitches. Jose Gonzalez, who claims he and nine of his colleagues were fired by a corrupt superior officer, marched through Mexico City streets bearing a wooden cross before reaching the capital´s main square for his planned ritual crucifixion. In front of a group of curios onlookers, officer Humberto Vazquez uses a nylon thread to sew his own mouth shut, then attempted to nail Gonzalez to the makeshift cross. Authorities arrived in time to prevent the crucifixion. Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?
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You mean (0 replies) started by kweenbee (02.14.2002 7:23:22 PM EST) there are stupid people somewhere else? Love the country, live to pee outside!

You didn't say.... (0 replies) started by LeonardFong (02.19.2001 2:12:19 PM EST) He tried to sew his mouth shut with nylon line....you didn't say he was a para-medic to. Leonard Fong....Chinese Dutch Uncle

Car/Aircraft? (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (02.17.2001 8:29:09 AM EST) A motorist was driving down an Arizona highway when he saw burning debis on a hillside. He stopped and looked at the scattered wreckage and decided an aircraft had crashed, so he called 911. The officials were going thru the debris when one saw a piece of metal bearing the word Chevrolet! It wasn't an aircraft as thought, it was an automobile. As the investigation proceeded, it was discovered that the owner of the vehicle had stolen a JATO bottle and mounted it in the trunk of his car. JATO (Jet Assist Take Off) is used be the Air Force to help heavy cargo planes lift off short runways! It is a small jet engine that is jettisoned after take off. Our erstwhile motorist fired that thing off in the trunk of his car. Judging from the complete lack of any remaining brake pads, they estimate he was going 250 mph when the roadway made a turn and he went straight, into a hillside, killing himself and his Chevrolet.

See!! (0 replies) started by sirnotsir (02.14.2001 4:27:51 PM EST) This is why we don't want Mexicans in America. mojo&sirnotsir

LOONEY PEOPLE (1 reply) started by bubble18 (02.14.2001 11:53:06 AM EST) Why would you want to do that? Are you crazy? There are to many things you could do with your mouth., adfdfaffadfasdfasdf

Now that (0 replies) started by thelizard (02.14.2001 9:08:23 AM EST) Now that is whats' called loving your job waaaay too much!!! Poison Clan rocks the world !!!!

First! (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (02.14.2001 8:23:21 AM EST) Since donut38 didn't call it, I claim the coveted "first comment" award. :-p

???? (0 replies)   started by donut38 (02.14.2001 0:04:41 AM EST) THIS BIZARRE NEWS JUST GETS STUPIDER EVERY DAY/??????OH WELL I GUESS ITS THE WORLD WE LIVE IN OR ON IF YOU DONT LIKE IT GET OFF HAHAHAA

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