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"We've got pockets of persistent poverty in our society, which I refuse to declare defeat—I mean, I refuse to allow them to continue on. And so one of the things that we're trying to do is to encourage a faith-based initiative to spread its wings all across America, to be able to capture this great compassionate spirit." Source: Federal News Service, "Remarks by President George W. Bush Re: Small Businesses Location," March 18, 2002 The second edition of the Oxford Dictionary of Phrase, Saying and Quotation recently recognized Bush's er ... contributions to the English language. Under the heading "Bushisms," the dictionary includes such Bush classics as, "We are ready for any unforseen event which may or may not happen."
 
 

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Top Ten Times in History When The 'F' Word Was Appropriate

By: francieblPublished: 03/13/2001
 
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10. "What the *&%# was that?" - Mayor of Hiroshima, August 1945

9. "Where did all these *&%#ing Indians come from?" - Custer, 1877

8. "Any *&%#ing idiot could understand that." - Einstein, 1938

7. "It does SO *&%#ing look like her!" - Picasso, 1926

6. "How the *&%# did you work that out?" - Pythagoras, 126 BC

5. "You want WHAT on the *&%#ing ceiling?" - Michelangelo, 1566

4. "I don't suppose it's gonna *&%#ing rain." - Joan of Arc, 1434

3. "Scattered *&%#ing showers...my ass!" - Noah, 314 BC

2. "I need this parade like I need a *&%#ing hole in my head!" - JFK, 1963

and the number one time in history where the "F" word was appropriate...

1. "Aw c'mon, who the *&%# is going to find out?" - Bill Clinton, 1997

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    awww #*&% it.... (0 replies)
    started by dtahellyeah
    (04.03.2002 2:51:57 PM EST)

    all the good #*&%ing comments are taken.

    But you can trust ME Don't Trust Anyone

    hmm i got one (0 replies)
    started by happysmurf13
    (06.28.2001 10:27:15 AM EST)

    and just where the $@#% are you sending me?
    neil armstrong



    evereyone could be intellegent. some people just try to damn hard.

    hmm i got one (0 replies)
    started by happysmurf13
    (06.28.2001 10:24:03 AM EST)

    and just where the $@#% are you sending me?
    neil armstrong



    evereyone could be intellegent. some people just try to damn hard.

    You forgot... (0 replies)
    started by duck888
    (03.19.2001 12:11:24 PM EST)

    "You're probably going to nail me to a fucking cross. This is going to fucking hurt." Jesus Christ, 32AD

    Me and my (0 replies)
    started by Darkoverlord
    (03.16.2001 12:09:37 PM EST)

    Buddys went out drinking and got
    F*&^ing all F*&^ING F*&^ed up.

    M.L.King said We shall overcome. Jesse jackass Say's show me the fucking money.

    #$@% (0 replies)
    started by wickedcircusfreak
    (03.15.2001 9:52:56 PM EST)

    mother #@%$, $#%@, this is &%@# $&#@, and insanely $#%@. I think all curse words should be replaced with "smurf". Too %$#@*&% funny!

    It's down, down with the clown, Fuck fat bitches and charge 'em by the pound. I gets paid, and I bought a new Lexus, 'cuz I fucked a bitch bigger than Texas!

    hehe found it hilarious (0 replies)
    started by daveminster
    (03.15.2001 6:17:55 PM EST)

    see title for details

    Homer J. Simpson

    So funny (1 reply)
    started by pojo
    (03.14.2001 1:13:08 PM EST)

    This is a funny joke I love it. I was wondering if you can send it to my e-mail account please. It is kennyragobeer@hotmail.com Thank you
    P.S. You should get more jokes like this.

    I just hang around.

    @$#* (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (03.14.2001 10:53:04 AM EST)

    this is some funny shit

    *yawn* (0 replies)
    started by ILoveFineWomen
    (03.13.2001 7:42:57 AM EST)

    See above.

    IF ALL WOMEN LOOKED LIKE CHRISTINA AGUILERA, THE WORLD WOULD BE A MUCH HAPPIER, SEXIER PLACE! WHAT I WOULDN'T DO FOR A "GENIE IN A BOTTLE" RIGHT NOW!!!! MAKE LOVE, NOT WAR.

    Yeah (0 replies)  
    started by friday2k
    (03.13.2001 0:26:38 AM EST)

    *&%# right!

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