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Man Thought Hurt But Slightly Dead
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#74 You share your birthday with 9 million others in the world.
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Q. What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
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HAMBURG, New York - It is generally not a good idea to call a fire chief if you´re an arsonist and have just started a fire. Nichols Breidenstein did just that after allegedly setting fire to a shop in Hamburg, New York. After the deed he tried to call a friend to boast about it, but accidentally dialed local fire chief Michael Guadango instead. According to Guadango he heard Breidenstein say, Dude, it´s lit. The whole corner´s going. It wasn´t until then that he realized had just incriminated himself and is now facing arson charges.
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Really Smart!
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Anonymous Goofball
(04.05.2001 7:43:39 AM EST)
What a fucken IDIOT! This guy
is not the first round draft choise
of the COSA NOSTRA, Gambino Family,
or the John Gotti orginization. This
is what happens when old people
screw and have a retarted kid!!
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(04.02.2001 7:58:58 PM EST)
THINK BEFOR YOU SPEAK CUSE YOU MIGHT JUST END UP KICKIN YOUR SELF IN THE ASSha ha goofball on the cmp today lovin live and livin large and thinkin that iam in the king
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Duh
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bgillespy
(03.21.2001 8:29:26 PM EST)
I'm so stupid I forgot what I was gonna say.
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Damm
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grogggg
(03.20.2001 8:09:56 PM EST)
If you happen to find my brain please send it home . I realy miss it. lofuss
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hey!!
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yup!Whhhaaaaazzzzzaaaaa!!!!
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