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#119 The hummingbird is the only bird that can fly backwards.
Yo Mama ...
is so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper.
One Liners
Q: What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW? A: The porcupine has pricks on the outside.
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lmfao
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bigjohn2
(08.21.2003 8:56:00 PM EST)
too damn funny
Hey...
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started by
GiveWillingly
(03.15.2001 5:55:17 PM EST)
Is it just me or does that bomb look like a huge cat turd in a giant sand box?
>squish<
thats funny
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started by
sted5
(03.15.2001 2:54:37 AM EST)
fuck! thats funny nice one!!
kaboom
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started by
proverbialchump
(03.06.2001 11:23:54 PM EST)
It's good to have a sense of humor at your job, and an extra pair of underware!
What the???
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started by
JohnnyKatoom
(03.05.2001 8:36:34 PM EST)
I just can't catch a break!!!! What's it take to get a post on this site??? I must be the last person on everybody's e-mail list, cuz I send stuff(not for a-while now) but someone else gets in before me.
oh shit !!!!!!
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started by
buckwild45
(03.05.2001 7:22:56 PM EST)
i wouldn't stand to close behind him it could get messy.
Hehehe
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started by
tjshere
(03.05.2001 10:57:00 AM EST)
I hope this was just a drill.
Good one, Jskills, not bad for management. ;^) Now, can you tell us how "anal sex euphemisms" is a related link? LMAO
All men are basically dogs at heart, but some of us make pretty good pets.
Hey cheese...
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started by
MissPK
(03.05.2001 9:18:21 AM EST)
...that's the first time I ever heard of anyone complaining about getting an appendage blown. Oh well ;-)
Don't sweat the petty stuff, but always pet the sweaty stuff.
Great!!
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bjshadow
(03.05.2001 0:04:18 AM EST)
Wait til he gets both of their arms blown off.
Ride the Log Ride: you WILL get wet!!
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