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Howard Stern Answering Machine Message

By: PhoneFairyPublished: 04/12/2001
 
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He recorded this on his show for anyone to use as an outgoing answering machine message. Definitely awesome!

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    started by johnnykatoom
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    bob-a-booie

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    started by howardstern
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    Who gave you friggin faigs permission to make this available on your shitrag site?

    F Jackie.

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    started by oxbrain
    (04.12.2001 4:44:01 PM EST)

    sounds like one I would have...
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