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"The fundamental question is, 'Will I be a successful president when it comes to foreign policy?' I will be, but until I'm the president, it's going to be hard for me to verify that I think I'll be more effective."-In Wayne, Mich., as quoted in the New York Times, June 28, 2000
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"I want to rush for 1,000 or 1,500 yards, whichever comes first."
— New Orleans Saint RB George Rogers when asked about the upcoming season
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#84 Oysters can change genders back and forth.
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is so stupid she got hit by a parked car!
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Q: How do you know when you're REALLY ugly?
A: Dogs hump your leg with their eyes closed.
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Stolen
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started by
Anonymous Goofball
(04.30.2001 3:29:13 PM EST)
This joke is on Jokeland only difference is the three were Italian,Jewish and Polish
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Uh....
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started by
Anonymous Goofball
(04.26.2001 10:12:33 PM EST)
I hate to tell you, but yes, your daughter DOES have a penis. It's bigger than mine, in fact. She also has big hands, a deep voice, and a full beard. We were trying to keep it a secret from you since we didn't know how you'd handle it.
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haha
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started by
raindrop78
(04.26.2001 8:31:15 AM EST)
my mom always found cigarettes and yelled at me. i got a condom in the mail and she didn't care. funny
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Appreciation
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started by
loxo
(04.26.2001 8:08:05 AM EST)
Hey, Just to let you know i thought your joke was hilarious.
Cheers.
LoxoAccept that somedays your the pigeon and somedays your the statue !!
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