Nursery Rhymes That Never Made It
By: VirtualJul	Published: 04/27/2001
Mary had a little lamb Her father shot it dead. Now it goes to school with her, between two hunks of bread. Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, her clothes all tattered and torn. It wasn't the spider that crept beside her, But Little Boy Blue and his horn. Simple Simon met a Pieman, going to the fair. Said Simple Simon to the Pieman, What have you got there? Said the Pieman unto Simon, Pies, you dickhead. Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. All the kings horses and all the kings men, said "F*&^k him, He's only an egg." Mary had a little lamb It ran into a pylon. 10,000 volts went up it's ass and turned it's wool to nylon. Georgie Porgy pudding and pie. Kissed the girls and made them cry. When the boys came out to play, He kissed them too, cause he was gay. Jack and Jill Went up the hill to have A little fun. Jill, that dill Forgot her pill and now they have a son. Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard to fetch her poor dog a bone. When she bent over Rover took over, And gave her a bone of his own. Little Boy Blew. Hey. He needed the Money. Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?
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Lame (0 replies) started by aureenmay (04.30.2001 3:59:55 PM EST) Really lame.

To Hell With The Goose (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (04.29.2001 9:46:17 PM EST) How about the diceman

Diceman (0 replies) started by A44ever (04.29.2001 6:46:31 PM EST) Have you ever heard of Andrew Dice Clay?, you plagerising prick? A44ever

Dice Lives!!!!! (0 replies) started by ThaRob (04.29.2001 12:24:35 PM EST) Dice lives!!!!!!! Since the prehistoric ages, to the days of ancient Greece, right down to the Middle Ages, planet Earth kept goin through changes. Then the renaissance came, and times continued to change. Nothing stayed the same, But there were always RENEGADES!

there once was a man from nantucket... (0 replies) started by raindrop78 (04.27.2001 9:27:52 AM EST) nursery rhymes are about getting drunk and having sex. drugs too. jack and jill were drunk as shit.

a nudder mary (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (04.27.2001 8:49:16 AM EST) Mary had a little sheep she took with her to bed to sleep the sheep turned out to be a ram and mary had a little lamb.

Errrr (0 replies) started by sted5 (04.27.2001 5:35:56 AM EST) Mary had a little lamb she kept it in a bucket every time she let it out the dog would try to fuck it.

Yummm (1 reply) started by Anonymous Goofball (04.27.2001 2:26:21 AM EST) Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet Eating curds of whey Along came a spider And she ate it too!

Here's one... (0 replies) started by OliverClozoff (04.27.2001 1:35:17 AM EST) There was an old woman who lived in a shoe, She had so many children, You could stretch her cunt over a tree stump! President, American Association of Amateur Gynecologists

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