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The Confused Golfer

By: SeaweedyPublished: 05/03/2001
 
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A man was playing on a complicated golf course. He became confused as to where he was on the course. He saw a lady playing ahead of him, so he walked up to her and asked her if she knew what hole he was playing.

She replied, "I'm on the 7th hole and you're a hole behind me, so you must be on the 6th hole."

He thanked her and went back to playing. A number of holes later the same thing happened, and he again asked her what hole he was on. She said, "I'm on the 14th hole, and you're a hole behind me, so you must be on the 13th hole."

Later that day he went to the clubhouse where he saw the lady sitting at the end of the bar. He asked the bartender who she was, and the bartender said that she was a sales lady. He approached her and said, "Let me buy you a drink in thanks for your help. I understand that you are in sales. I'm in sales too. What do you sell?"

She replied, "If I tell you, you'll laugh."

"No, I won't."

"Well, if you must know, I sell Tampax."

Hearing that, he laughed so hard he almost lost his breath.

She said, "See I knew you would laugh."

"That's not what I'm laughing at," he replied." I sell Preparation H, so I'm still a hole behind you!"

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    C'mon youse guys... (0 replies)
    started by seaweedy
    (05.05.2001 1:48:24 AM EST)

    A joke is not old if you never heard it before, and lots of the oldies are real goodies. And, of course a joke is built around a punch line. You people who only want to complain make me want to take a huge slug of my "stuff" and phase outta here, so here I go....

    Ahhh! (1 reply)
    started by jeff22
    (05.03.2001 4:51:19 PM EST)

    DAMMIT! ITS OLD TOO! ITS IN THE F*&(*&*( ARCHIVES! LOOK B4 U POST!! AHHH!

    (i love you guys...)

    I am jeff. grrrrrrrr.

    Now there's a joke.... (0 replies)
    started by NakedCanuck
    (05.03.2001 1:30:55 PM EST)


    ...that was built around a punch line.

    The Naked Canuck

    Everybody is somebody else’s weirdo.
    My goal in life was to.... (0 replies)
    started by alphagore
    (05.03.2001 9:05:13 AM EST)

    Be a preperation H salesman.... but only achieved the VP.

    Isnt this world a great place (0 replies)
    started by sted5
    (05.03.2001 6:23:24 AM EST)

    Lifes great and everything is just perfect, isnt it!!

    First! (0 replies)  
    started by friday2k
    (05.03.2001 1:26:55 AM EST)

    This _is_ funny!

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