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"We're expediting the administrative appeals process, so that disputes over projects are resolved quickly. In other words, not everybody agrees with thinning, there will objections. But we want those objections to be heard, of course—every citizen needs to hear a voice." —Bush, hearing voices in Summerhaven, Ariz. Source: The White House, "President Bush Promotes Healthy Forests in Arizona," Aug. 11, 2003
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"The wireless music box has no imaginable commercial value. Who would pay for a message sent to nobody in particular?"
—David Sarnoff's associates in response to his urgings for investment in the radio in the 1920s.
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#187 There are over 61,000 pizzerias in the U.S.
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is in a wheelchair screaming "I AIN'T STANDING FOR THIS SHIT"
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Q. How is Bin Laden like Fred Flintstone?
A. They both look out their window and see Rubble.
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 Robber Tries to Confess, But No One Listens | | By: BizarreNews | Published: 04/30/2001 | | |  |
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NEW ORLEANS, Louisiana - Ricardo Antonio Pacheco, a bank vault manager at Bank One, had been stealing from the institution since 1991. Guilt-ridden for taking $663,000, he resigned on March 8th and immediately tried to confess to federal prosecutors. Vinny Mosca, Pacheco´s lawyer, said, What makes this so bizarre is that there was never even a suspicion, not even a hint. He used a complex record-keeping system to keep this thing going. He survived an audit every month. When Pacheco tried to give his story, the U.S. attorney´s office declined an appointment until the following week because they were just too busy. If the government does not want to hear about your transgressions, shouldn´t you be able to just keep the money?
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PLEAD INOCENT
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Anonymous Goofball
(05.03.2001 3:31:20 PM EST)
DON'T TURN YOURSELF IN.JUST KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK.
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Man, incredible story!
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Anonymous Goofball
(05.02.2001 2:12:53 AM EST)
take the bitch up the ass!
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KILL HIM
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started by
Anonymous Goofball
(05.01.2001 2:51:03 PM EST)
I SAY THAT WE BURN THE BASTARD ON THE STAKE!
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guilty or not
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wrongwayjim
(04.30.2001 5:24:27 PM EST)
its still stolen money HE shouldnt get to keep it
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He should pay it all back
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sted5
(04.30.2001 8:16:04 AM EST)
if he is stupid enough to give himself up he should pay it all back,
even if it would mean putting his wife into prostitution selling his home etc---------- A good crimminal does not take the mony back.
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Go Fuck Your Self!
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started by
coolmojo
(04.30.2001 6:53:47 AM EST)
If you are reading this then you can go fuck yourself you stupid, dumb,midget fucker.hahaha......etc
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I feel sorry for him...
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started by
rook30505
(04.30.2001 1:22:46 AM EST)
cause he had a foolproof way to rip off his employer and turned himself in. What a dumbass. Pikachu is the devil.
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Big Winner to Become Big Loser
The winner of a $1 million lottery scratch ticket may not be so lucky after all: He's a convicted bank robber who isn't supposed to gamble. Timothy Elliott faces a Dec. 7 court hearing over whether he violated his probation when he bought the $10 ticket for the $800 Million Spectacular game at a supermarket in Hyannis.
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Thank You Science
Researchers at Granada University in Spain said drinking beer after strenuous physical activity can be beneficial for the body. The scientists said their study found beer can help dehydrated people retain liquid better than water alone ...
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A female swine, or a sow, will always have a even number of teats or nipples, usually twelve.
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