Was That Sex?
By: Seaweedy	Published: 04/20/2001
The fifth grade teacher had just finished a definition of the word sex. She asked if the class had any questions. Billy said, "I had a girl dog, and a boy dog hopped on top of her, and a month or two later she had puppies. Was that sex?" The teacher replied, "Yes, that was sex." Susie said, "I have a girl and a boy cat, and they wrestled a lot, and after time passed she had kittens. Was that sex?" The teacher replied, "Yes, that was sex." Little Johnny said, "I watched a movie where three guys wrestled with Sylvester Stallone. Was that sex?" The teacher replied, "No, that was not sex." "No shit," said Little Johnny, "I bet you're right, because it would sure take more than three guys to screw Stallone." Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?
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damn that joke fucking sucks ass (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (04.30.2001 5:15:41 PM EST) never post a joke again this one sucked my left testicle

The last line... (0 replies) started by seaweedy (04.24.2001 0:57:29 AM EST) The original last line went like this: "...it would sure take more than three guys to **** Stallone ** *** ***."

I thought that was funny (0 replies) started by sted5 (04.22.2001 11:48:48 PM EST) It was still funny even with the revision ==== nice one seaweedy!

A slight revision (1 reply) started by seaweedy (04.21.2001 4:10:44 PM EST) My original joke had a last line that was a bit more "earthy" than this one. I guess the Goofball editors thought it was a bit over the top for you. You'll hafta use your imagination.

It may take more than three thugs.... (0 replies) started by nakedcanuck (04.20.2001 1:32:54 AM EST) ...but one math major could f&ck him up for life! The Naked Canuck Everybody is somebody else’s weirdo.

He he eh (0 replies)   started by darkmaverick (04.20.2001 0:14:24 AM EST) Maybe You can go, there's no fun in abusing someone so scared.

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