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The Artist Formally Known As Puffy

By: RachelBabylonPublished: 04/10/2001
 
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Here's the top ten rejected Puff Daddy names as per the March 29, 2001 Late Show With David Letterman.

10. Puff Boy-Ar-Dee
9. Pippy Puffstocking
8. Piddy Piddy Bang Bang
7. Howdy Diddy
6. P. Cougar Mellendiddy
5. P. Wah Diddy Diddy-Dum Diddy Doo
4. Milk Duddy
3. The Artist formerly known as Guilty
2. P. Blicity Stunt
1. J-Lonely

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    O & A (0 replies)
    started by courtjester
    (04.20.2001 10:52:45 AM EST)

    Opie & Anthony 102.7 WNEW

    PUFF DADDY (0 replies)
    started by NANCY007
    (04.19.2001 4:56:35 PM EST)

    HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!

    NANCYMARTIN

    I think this (0 replies)
    started by sted5
    (04.15.2001 9:20:18 PM EST)

    May have come from david letterman
    but im not sure)))) er er

    Try Reading (0 replies)
    started by shamrock2k
    (04.11.2001 8:15:20 PM EST)

    It says it came from David Letterman...ya wanker. Get some glasses.

    Hey, I bet this (0 replies)
    started by beckdaddy
    (04.11.2001 7:21:29 PM EST)

    came from Letterman! Muwhahaha! Wankers! That rook30505, ya can't slip one past him!

    Nice shot!

    yeah (0 replies)
    started by gaber55
    (04.11.2001 3:25:58 AM EST)

    FUCK puff daddy

    Gotcha! (2 replies)
    started by rook30505
    (04.11.2001 0:43:49 AM EST)

    You got that of off David Letterman ya wanker.

    Pikachu is the devil.

    better yet (0 replies)
    started by djv1
    (04.10.2001 1:40:38 PM EST)

    the artist who changed his name from Puff Daddy to Flame Boy

    well (0 replies)
    started by djv1
    (04.10.2001 1:38:53 PM EST)

    Do you want to hear something even funnier? There was this artist who changed his name from Puff Daddy to P.Diddy

    One more, (0 replies)
    started by cheeseball
    (04.10.2001 5:46:26 AM EST)


    How about: P. Puff Diddly-Dang Doofus.

    Don't sweat the petty stuff, but always pet the sweaty stuff.

    YA (0 replies)  
    started by samiland
    (04.10.2001 0:16:24 AM EST)

    I LIKE ALL OF THEM.

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