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British Army Boasts Best-Stacked Soldiers In The World

By: BizarreNewsPublished: 05/09/2001
 
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LONDON - In an effort to make a happier, bustier soldier the British army has paid for a number of its female personnel to have breast enlargements, the Ministry of Defense said. And it´s not even just officers. In one case, a 27-year-old corporal underwent cosmetic surgery worth $3,600, courtesy of the armed forces. A ministry spokesman defended the policy, saying that surgery would only be paid for if there was an overriding physical or psychological reason to do so.

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CRAZY (0 replies)
started by pimpgod169
(05.14.2001 11:41:02 AM EST)

That's just fuckin dumb. Why can't the U.S. Armed forces do that? That'd definitly solve our problems of not having enough people to join the reserves.

Sex is the best exercise!!!

Still all ugly though.... (0 replies)
started by thesubmariner
(05.11.2001 3:25:09 PM EST)

Lets face it, they're all dogs so the troops need something to talk to....

Big Guns (3 replies)
started by SSGHercules
(05.10.2001 3:04:17 PM EST)

As a US Army NCO, I think the U.S. should take on such a policy. I don't know about helping the females self esteem but I think it would be money well spent. Most definatly give us something to bust our moral.

Sodium fluoride is our friend (2 replies)
started by proverbialchump
(05.09.2001 10:59:55 PM EST)

I have two words for the Brit's. "Tooth paste."

Im just curious... (0 replies)
started by DeaddyBear
(05.09.2001 6:22:48 PM EST)

how is this going to help the brits in war again...oh well!HOOTERS HOOTERS HOOTERS!!!

Yeah........thats right biatch, I am the man!

I'm your prisoner but don't poke my eyes out! (0 replies)
started by willi
(05.09.2001 6:11:43 PM EST)

Like the Brits, we need our female American troopers going into battle with a new-found confidence and self-esteem knowing that they have a couple of "lethal weapons" leading the way.

War is good!

A message from a brit (0 replies)
started by Smoothtd
(05.09.2001 10:28:18 AM EST)

Great, I'm going into the forces!

KOOL ! (1 reply)
started by sted5
(05.09.2001 1:28:29 AM EST)

Female breasts they are great!Ive always loved them even when I was a baby.

Y.M.C.A.! (0 replies)  
started by nakedcanuck
(05.09.2001 0:11:41 AM EST)


This will NEVER happen in the Navy.

Go Brits!

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