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"The important question is, How many hands have I shaked?"-Answering a question about why he hasn't spent more time in New Hampshire, in the New York Times, Oct. 23, 1999
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"When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. Sooooo, let's all get drunk, and go to heaven." Brian O'Rourke
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#116 The largest fish is the whale shark - It can be over 50 feet long and weigh 2 tons.
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is so old I told her to act her own age, and the bitch died.
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Q: Why don't bunnies make noise when they have sex? A: Because they have cotton balls.
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 How To Impress A Client | | By: MissPK | Published: 05/15/2001 | | |  |
| A man was in the airport VIP lounge en route to Seattle.
While in there, he noticed Bill Gates sitting comfortably in the corner, enjoying a drink. He was meeting a very important client who was also flying to Seattle, but she was running a little bit late.
Well, being a straightforward kind of guy, he approached the Microsoft chairman, introduced himself, and said, "Mr. Gates, I wonder if you would do me a favor."
"Yes?"
"I'm sitting right over there," pointing to his seat at the bar, "And
I'm waiting on a very important client. Would you be so kind when
she arrives as to come walk by and just say, 'Hi, Bob'?"
"Sure."
He shook his hand and thanked him and went back to his seat.
About ten minutes later, his client showed up. They ordered a drink
and started to talk business. A couple of minutes later, he felt a tap
on his shoulder. It was Bill Gates.
"Hi Bob," he said.
The man replied, "F*&^% off, Gates, I'm in a meeting." Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com? |  | |  | Related Links Man Forced to Stay 11 Years at Paris Airport Now Won't Leave
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LMMAO!!!!
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started by
malcom
(05.17.2001 7:56:43 AM EST)
Thanks PK!!!MuuaaaH!
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All kidding aside...
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started by
DoubleBubble
(05.16.2001 10:00:16 AM EST)
...I'm pretty sure this one's based on a true story. I heard either Don Rickles or Buddy Hacket say in an interview one time that they pulled that prank on Frank Sinatra, except it was to impress a lady. Does that ring a bell with anyone? If so, I'd like to know. It's a great joke and a great story!
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i hate you
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started by
wA2drunk
(05.15.2001 9:15:29 PM EST)
this world really sucks when your a white careless man who just like to have sex drink beer and smoke bud but any way take it easyfree styler, big money high dollar high roller titty bank snatch bank
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Gates, you wuss,
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started by
willi
(05.15.2001 4:34:06 PM EST)
if you were half a man, you would have hit control, alternate, delete and ended this guy's program.
Better yet, you could have gone to bed with him and given him a virus!
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Recycled
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started by
joeyrab
(05.15.2001 4:01:10 PM EST)
I remember this one from the 70's using Jimmy Carter!
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I don't get it
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started by
Anonymous Goofball
(05.15.2001 11:51:37 AM EST)
explain that
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Show me the money!
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started by
nakedcanuck
(05.15.2001 0:49:54 AM EST)
I'm part of the Micro$oft cult - are you?
The Naked Canuck Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.
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BWAHAHAHAHA
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started by
oxbrain
(05.15.2001 0:29:24 AM EST)
that would be almost as fun as a vigorus man-handleing
great joke, I'm remembering that one for future use."It ain't imoral if it's only oral"
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