Chinese Proverbs
By: Anonymous	Published: 06/11/2001
Virginity like bubble; one prick, all gone. Man who run in front of car get tired. Man who run behind car get exhausted. Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day. Foolish man give wife grand piano; wise man give wife upright organ. Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok. Man with one chopstick go hungry. Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails. Man who eat many prunes get good run for money. Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk. Panties not best thing on earth but next to best thing on earth. War does not determine who is right; war determine who is left. Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house. Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night. It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it. Man who drive like hell bound to get there. Man who stand on toilet is high on pot. Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement. Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs. Man who fart in church sit in own pew. Crowded elevator smell different to midget. Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?
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HOW ABOUT? (0 replies) started by bigswifty (06.13.2001 10:53:34 PM EST) WOMAN WHO FLY UPSIDE DOWN---HAVE HARRY CRACK UP. REMEMBER, IT'S ONLY KINKY THE FIRST TIME!!!

One more (1 reply) started by shazac (06.11.2001 6:08:37 PM EST) Woman who put dish soap on top shelf jump for Joy

DAMN IT (0 replies) started by paparoach1 (06.11.2001 4:54:37 PM EST) i set in the same exact thing,DAMN IT DAMN IT DAMN IT We're going to infest

Ancient Chinese Secret (0 replies) started by NakedCanuck (06.11.2001 11:48:13 AM EST) "Passionate kiss like spider's web, soon lead to undoing of fly." The Naked Canuck Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.

uhh (2 replies) started by fixxxerny (06.11.2001 10:08:16 AM EST) Old... this has been floating on the 'net period for years fixxxerny ~ i miss the comfort in being sad

Hmm... Pretty good (0 replies)   started by xuphious (06.11.2001 1:07:15 AM EST) There are some I haven't heard before... I like it!

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