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LONDON - A British Officer is getting charged with assault with a deadly weapon after allegedly breaking wind during a drug raid and failing to apologize. A Scotland Yard spokesman confirmed that the Department of Professional Standards was investigating a charge that an officer broke wind in the complainants´ hallway during a drug raid but did not apologize to the homeowners. The homeowners complained because they felt that the officers actions were rude and unprofessional. Police did not confirm what discipline the officer might receive if found guilty of breaking wind.
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whoops
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grogggg
(06.16.2001 0:47:28 AM EST)
I just shit myself and i apologize to no one!lofuss
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The ones who deserve the apology are the...
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willi
(06.13.2001 2:06:04 PM EST)
drug-sniffing dogs.
Canine officer Sparky declares:
"I may not have smelled drugs but there was something definitely deceased up his ass. Boy's, we got ourselves a homicide."
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Farter knows best.
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started by
cheeseball
(06.13.2001 9:29:33 AM EST)
The officer should be charged with: B(w)& E, Breaking (wind) and Entering. Don't sweat the petty stuff, but always pet the sweaty stuff.
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those wacky Brits! hehe
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started by
fixxxerny
(06.13.2001 7:35:54 AM EST)
Reminds me of Austin Powers 1
Alotta Fagina: How dare you pass wind before me!
Austin: Oh, I didn't know it was yoru turn!fixxxerny
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