"I'm hopeful. I know there is a lot of ambition in Washington, obviously. But I hope the ambitious realize that they are more likely to succeed with success as opposed to failure." -George W. Bush, Jan. 2001
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#25 The only food that does not spoil is honey.
Yo Mama ...
... is so fat, When she leaves the beach, everybody shouts, "The coast is clear!"
One Liners
What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? 45 minutes.
learn to hit the fetal position, dude, with your butt to the wall and your thumb in your mouth.
ha!
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fixxxerny
(06.21.2001 9:17:08 AM EST)
Just one question: is that Al Sharpton hiding under the blanket, because many have called him a jew hater.
fixxxerny
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i miss the comfort in being sad
Clever Hiding Idea
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started by
TheKoof
(06.21.2001 1:04:17 AM EST)
I would have hidden in the toilet, NOBODY would find me there.
Heidi Klum is my girlfriend!
First
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started by
estoude1
(06.21.2001 0:34:34 AM EST)
I guess they have to amuse themselves somehow...
Meddle not in the affairs of dragons... for you are crunchy, and taste like chicken.
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