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"There's an old saying in Tennessee—I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee—that says: Fool me once, shame on [pause] shame on you. [Pause] Fool me [long, uncomfortable, agonizing pause] you can't get fooled again."Source: The Washington Post, "The Reliable Source," Lloyd Grove, Sept. 18, 2002
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"When I was in Boy Scouts, I slipped on the ice and hurt my ankle. A little old lady had to help me across the street."
— Steven Wright, Comedian
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#228 THere is a town in South Dakota named 'Tea'.
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so ugly when she was born her incubator windows were tinted.
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Q: What does Bill Clinton tell Hillary right after sex?
A: I'll be home in 15 minutes.
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Easter is the first Sunday after the first Saturday after the first full moon after the equinox. (The equinox is quite often March 21, but can also occur on the March 20 or 22.)
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