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is so fat she uses redwoods to pick her teeth
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Oh Shit!
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kweenbee
(07.16.2001 5:31:39 PM EST)
I guess and orgy would be called partying up.
Love the country, live to pee outside!
I once drank so much....
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started by
briredfern
(07.16.2001 1:52:41 AM EST)
They had to pump out my brain. True story. No, really. It happened.
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Love the country, live to pee outside!
This message brought to you by - Peace, Love, and a swift kick in the ass.
