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The Post Office Interview

By: SeaweedyPublished: 09/23/2001
 
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A guy went to apply for a job with the U.S. Postal Service. During the interview, the interviewer asked the guy if he was a veteran. The guy said "Yes, I fought over in Vietnam."

Then the interviewer asked if the guy had any disabilities. The guy responded, "Well, I stepped on a landmine over there and blew my testicles off."

"Great!" the interviewer responded. "We give disabled Vets preference. You can start tomorrow morning at 10 a.m."

"But doesn’t everyone normally start at 8 a.m.?" asked the guy.

"Yes, but you don’t have to come in until 10. All we do for the first two hours is just stand around and scratch our balls."

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    I was gonna say... (0 replies)
    started by bossbabe
    (10.20.2001 1:48:04 AM EST)
    ...what do the women stand around and scratch? Hmmmm!

    Boss Babe If life is like a bowl of cherries, then I'm a damn cherry tree!

    Hehehe..... (0 replies)
    started by sweetiepeach
    (09.28.2001 3:29:44 AM EST)
    ...so the ladies don't come in till 10 either huh? LOL!

    ~SweetiePeach~   ~*God Bless America*~

    Amazing (0 replies)
    started by obiwan
    (09.24.2001 4:29:02 AM EST)
    This joke is also very popular in Spain. I guess bureaucracy is the same everywhere.

    ~Obiwan~

    LMAO (0 replies)  
    started by kweenbee
    (09.23.2001 5:51:45 PM EST)
    At least he told the truth. Good one, Seaweedy.

    Love the country, live to pee outside!

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