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Wake up!
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started by
tjshere
(12.07.2001 5:50:46 AM EST)
You gotta have a cigarette first!
Never fear.....TJ's here!
Males lack intimacy?
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started by
willi
(12.07.2001 5:02:45 AM EST)
Sorry ladies, this counts as cuddle time, whether he's pulled it out or not!
Let's shoot Trigger and put him up on buttermilk and see if Goofball will post it up.
Good idea Roy, but Triggers been dead for 15 years now, you senile old fart.
Even the best jobs
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started by
marvin
(12.07.2001 1:58:57 AM EST)
get boring when you have to do the same thing day in, day out, morning, noon and night !
ZzzzZzzzzzzzzzz .....
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