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By: RobnoxiousPublished: 12/06/2001
 
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    Just unhook the trailer (0 replies)
    started by godofhellfire
    (12.08.2001 5:13:03 PM EST)
    and leave her ass.

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    Marriage??? (0 replies)
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    I married Miss Right.
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