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Q: What are the three words women hate to hear most when having sex? A: "Honey, I'm home!"
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tjshere
(11.25.2002 1:09:13 AM EST)
Accurate as hell, no doubt about it, but there are a few women who hang out here that will take this test. Is it possible for a woman to be a dickhead?
Good one, bossman. ^5!
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