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The Skunk

By: robnoxiousPublished: 01/02/2004
 
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A married couple is driving along when they see a wounded skunk on the side of the road. They stop, the wife gets out, picks it up, and brings it into the car.

She says, "Look, it's shivering, it must be cold. What should I do?"

Her husband replies, "Put it between your legs to keep it warm."

She asks, "What about the smell?"

He replies, "Hold its nose."

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    oh hell (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (01.02.2004 3:24:25 PM EST)

    yeah now thats funny....

    BIGJOHN2

    ROTF!! (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (01.02.2004 5:30:28 AM EST)


    OK, so what happenend after she bashed him over the head with the skunk?

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    LMAO (0 replies)  
    started by thecritic
    (01.02.2004 0:30:15 AM EST)


    good one Rob

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