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25 Years Together

By: SeaweedyPublished: 06/12/2005
 
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A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary.

As the couple reflects on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asks the husband, "When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?"

The husband replies, "All I wanted to do was to fuck your brains out, and suck your tits dry."

Then, as the wife undresses, she asks, "What are you thinking now?"

He replies, "It looks like I did a pretty good job."

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    Well (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (06.12.2005 8:58:47 AM EST)


    At least her tits aren't hanging in her oatmeal.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    Also (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (06.12.2005 7:36:41 AM EST)


    back then he liked to eat her pussy,
    now it looks like her pussy wants to eat him.

    I think (0 replies)  
    started by harrymonkbubble
    (06.12.2005 4:02:04 AM EST)


    He should stab her to death with a fork and make wallets from her leathery hide.

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