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"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff." — Mariah Carey
Snapple Facts
#135 A single coffee tree produces only about a pound of coffee beans per year.
Yo Mama ...
is so short she poll vaults with a toothpick
One Liners
Q: How can you tell a tough lesbian bar? A: Even the pool table doesn't have balls
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much
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bigjohn2
(03.06.2006 9:18:19 PM EST)
better than that damn oscar trophy
uhmm
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started by
leadj
(03.06.2006 9:07:32 AM EST)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, nice speech rob
Good thing
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obiwan
(03.06.2006 3:33:49 AM EST)
they used paint to cover the tits, otherwise this should have been on uncensored.
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