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"A free, peaceful Zimbabwe has got the capacity to deliver a lot of goods and services which are needed on this continent in order to help aleve suffering." Bush, making a plug for "Aleve" pain reliever in speaking about alleviating suffering in Africa Source: The White House, "President Bush Discusses U.S.-Africa Partnership from South Africa, Press Availability with President Bush and President Mbeki of South Africa," July 9, 2003
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"He treats us like men. He lets us wear earrings." Torrin Polk, University of Houston receiver, on his coach, John Jenkins. (1991)
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#158 The first MTV video was "Video Killed the Radio Star," by the Buggles.
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is so slutty she has Trojan written on her gumline.
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Q: Why is it impossible for a woman to find a man who is caring, sensitive, and also good-looking? A: All those men already have boyfriends.
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 Success Through Ebonics | | By: Anonymous | Published: 12/09/1998 | | |  |
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Once again Leroy was asked to do a simple homework
assignment. Still befuddled by the whole school thing, Leroy is a trooper. He was given vocabulary words to use in sentences. Here's what he handed in:
1. HONOR ROLL - We was playin poker on the stoop the other day,man I was HONOROLL.
2. PLANET - I got me some seed to grow weed, so I PLANET in the backyard.
3. DISMAY - I went for a blood test, the doctor pulled out a big needle. He said, "DISMAY hurt a little."
4. OMELETTE - Every time I start a new job, OMELETTE go after a week.
5. STAIRWAY - When me and my homies get high, we STAIRWAY into space.
6. MOBILE - I went to buy crack, I was short on cash, my man said, "Gimme one MOBILE."
7. DEFENSE - I ran from the cops, and hopped DEFENSE and got away.
8. AFRO - I got so mad at my bitch, AFRO a lamp at her.
9. AFTERMATH - I like to be high in school, so AFTERMATH I go to the field and smoke weed.
10. LOCKET - I slam the door so hard, I LOCKET.
11. DOMINEERING - My girly's birthday was yesterday, I got
her a DOMINEERING.
12. KENYA - I needed change fo the subway, so I axe a stranger KENYA spare some change.
13. DERANGE - DERANGE is where da deer and antelope play.
14. DATA - At my basketball game, I scored thirty points. My coach said, "DATA boy!"
15. COPULATE - I called 911 and an hour later when they show up, I said, "COPULATE!"
16. FASCINATE - My girly's titties are so big. Her shirt has ten buttons, she can only FASCINATE.
17. BEWARE - I asked the man at the unemployment
office, "Is this BEWARE I get a job?"
18. DIMENSION - I be tall, dark, handsome and not DIMENSION hung like a horse.
19. COATROOM - The judge said, "One more outburst like that, and you'll be thrown out the COATROOM."
20. DECIDE - I like Wanda and Yolanda, but I like to have a couple of bitches on DECIDE.
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UM, YEEEAAAAHHHH
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madc420
(10.20.2000 3:20:17 AM EST)
UM, DUMBFUCK, THE REASON ITS OFFENSIVE IS THE SHIT IT ASSUMES, SUCH AS THE CRACK AND RUNNING FROM THE COPS OR THE WEED REFERENCES"DON'T EAT ME, I HAVE A WIFE AND KIDS.....EAT THEM!" - HOMER SIMPSON
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that was ok
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started by
PetShopBoy
(10.12.2000 1:45:38 PM EST)
ok anonymous, this is in the ethnic jokes section of goofball, if you do not wish to read ethnic jokes DON'T FUCKING READ THEM! and I know alot of black people who speak ebonics, which I for one think should be abolished because it's stupid, and I don't think it's offensive if it's TRUE so get over it already
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