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Signs You're a Bitch... Oops, I mean comeback lines

By: DrEvilPublished: 01/16/1999
 
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Comeback Lines

  • Man: "Haven't we met before?"
  • Woman: "Perhaps. I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic."
  • Man: "Haven't I seen you someplace before?
  • Woman: "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."
  • Man: "Is this seat empty?"
  • Woman: "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."
  • Man: "So, wanna go back to my place ?"
  • Woman: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"
  • Man: "Your place or mine?"
  • Woman: "Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine."
  • Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
  • Woman: "It's in the phone book."
  • Man: "But I don't know your name."
  • Woman: "That's in the phone book too."
  • Man: "So what do you do for a living?"
  • Woman: "I'm a female impersonator."
  • Man: "Hey, baby, what's your sign?"
  • Woman: "Do not Enter"
  • Man: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"
  • Woman: "Unfertilized !"
  • Man: "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason"
  • Woman: "Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!"
  • Man: "I know how to please a woman."
  • Woman: "Then please leave me alone."
  • Man: "I want to give myself to you."
  • Woman: "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."
  • Man: "If I could see you naked, I'd die happy:
  • Woman: "Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing".
  • Man: "Your body is like a temple."
  • Woman: "Sorry, there are no services today."
  • Man: "I'd go through anything for you."
  • Woman: "Good! Let's start with your bank account."
  • Man: "I would go to the end of the world for you.
  • Woman: "Yes, but would you stay there?

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