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lol
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bigjohn2
(05.04.2003 0:08:01 AM EST)
good one
lame
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jci986
(01.15.2001 11:29:47 AM EST)
it doesn't work on the tale,something else on those animals should be hard
NO BIGGY!?
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antman
(08.31.2000 6:36:26 AM EST)
I ACTUALLY TRY TO DO IT DAMMIT!
No Biggy...
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saturn
(07.29.2000 9:30:08 PM EST)
Whats the big FUSS about being FIRST to post a response??
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If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle; if the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died as a result of wounds recieved in battle; if the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.
