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Texas Trooper

By: RobnoxiousPublished: 03/05/1999
 
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Two guys are driving through Texas and get pulled over by a state trooper. The cop walks up and taps on the driver's side window. The driver slowly rolls it down, and the trooper smacks the driver in the head with his night stick.

"Ow!" says the driver "What did you do that for?"

The trooper says, "Son, you're in Texas, when I pull you over,you will have you're license ready."

The driver says, "Sorry sir, I'm not from around here." The trooper writes the guy a ticket and gives him his license back, then the trooper walks around to the passenger side and taps on the window. The passenger rolls the window down, and the trooper smacks him in the head with his nightstick.

"Ow!" says the passenger. "What the heck was that for?"

The trooper replies "Just making you're wish come true."

"What in the world does that mean?" the guy asks.

The trooper says, "Two miles down the road, you were gonna say, 'I wish that punk would have tried that with me!"

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    Texas (0 replies)
    started by yusaku999
    (10.30.2000 0:20:47 AM EST)

    Texas sucks. I hate rednecks. Imbred sheep screwing, sister loving, diseducated REDNECKS.

    And they wonder why the Northerners won the war...

    You may refer to me as Emperor Jason. http://msnhomepages.talkcity.com/PassportPl/yusaku999/

    It's not that bad.....? (0 replies)  
    started by bestwan
    (08.29.2000 9:17:35 PM EST)

    Just be sure to say "Sir" or "Ma'am."


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