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Top 10 ways to tell if a
Redneck has been
working on a computer
10. The monitor is up on blocks.
9. Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them.
8. The six front keys have rotted out.
7. The extra RAM slots have Dodge truck
parts stored in them.
6. The numeric keypad only goes up to six.
5. The password is "Bubba".
4. There's a gun rack mounted on the CPU.
3. There's a Skoal can in the CD-ROM drive.
2. The keyboard is camouflaged.
AND the number 1 way to tell if a Redneck
has been working on a computer
is...
1. The mouse is referred to as a "critter".
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how true...
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started by
lepervier
(03.26.2002 8:30:58 PM EST)
sounds like my own experiences.....
roflmao
Can you possibly
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started by
barryb
(06.07.2001 2:34:05 PM EST)
make the text any smaller?
bb
hey!-
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started by
MaryJaneinwndrlnd
(05.08.2001 3:18:40 PM EST)
How do you know if a redneck girl is still a virgin?
She can still outrun her brother!
Heh heh...
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started by
yusaku999
(11.09.2000 4:51:10 AM EST)
It's funny, because some of this is true.
You may refer to me as Emperor Jason.
http://msnhomepages.talkcity.com/PassportPl/yusaku999/
Redneck joke
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started by
Anonymous Goofball
(08.11.2000 8:34:01 PM EST)
How do you castrate a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw.
do i have to??
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started by
dman1970
(06.24.2000 10:33:41 PM EST)
DO I HAVE TO RESPOND?????
ROFLMFAO
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