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 golfing with mother nature | | By: debbie caccioppo | Published: 12/06/1999 | | |  |
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One morning while golfing, sidney had to relieve himself.
Looking around,and seeing nobody insight, Sid continued on.
When finished he heard a voice. 'Shame on you'!. He turned
around only to see a woman standing there. 'Who are you?'
'I'm Mother Nature and you peed on my buttercups. So therefore
there will be no more butter, for you' Oh what a relief. I
could have peed on the pussywillows"
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Unrine contains Nitrogen
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(09.22.2001 9:38:11 PM EST)
That's good for plants"Cry havoc, and let slip the dogs of war."
-Marc Antony
"The Tragedy of Julius Caesar"
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WHO CARES
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zamasaky
(01.27.2001 10:54:00 PM EST)
Old impotent men golfers can take a leak anywhere they want. Right mother na--------
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HEY STUPID
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LEARN HOW TO SPELL
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hey everyone
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Anonymous Goofball
(06.02.2000 3:42:10 PM EST)
this jopke was disquistiiing and perverted and i'm very disapointed in this web site
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