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Anonymous Goofball
(02.20.2001 1:15:56 AM EST)
that wasn't very funny. it kinda was....... but the selling pussy on the street thing......... that was queer.
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SilkBoxers
(06.22.2000 10:44:42 AM EST)
That may very well be the worst joke ever.
When you gaze into an abyss for too long, the abyss gazes also into you.
Silk Boxers
over priced
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started by
grayghost
(06.22.2000 0:07:57 AM EST)
I do believe that $100 for dead pussy is too much.
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