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Texas State Trooper

By: AnonymousPublished: 07/27/2000
 
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A trucker was driving down the interstate, hauling a trailer full of bowling balls, when it began to rain. Just up on the right shoulder he saw two little black boys riding their bikes in the rain. He pulled over and asked them if they would like a ride into the next town and to get out of the rain. They said thanks and hopped in the back with the bowling balls.

The trucker began speeding down the interstate through the rain. A couple of miles down there was an old Texas State Trooper, he was breaking in a new rookie partner. He clocked the truck doing 75 in a 55 and pulled him over.

The senior trooper says to the rookie "I'll show you how many tickets we write these truckers in Texas." The Trooper walks up to the trucker and demands to see his license and log books.

The trooper then asks "What do you have in the back? Ah, nevermind, I'll just go have a look-see for myself".

The trooper walks to the trailer doors, opens it, and immediately slams the door. He begins yelling at the trucker "Go! Go! Get out of my state fast and don't come back!" The confused trucker doesn't hesitate to leave, avoiding a ticket.

The Rookie asks the Senior Trooper, "What was in there? I thought you were going to show me how to write a ticket."

The Senior says to the Rookie, "Man, he was hauling a whole trailer full of Negro eggs, and two of them done hatched and already stole two bicycles!"

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    It's not racist! (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (09.06.2000 4:28:50 PM EST)

    To the "other" Anonymous Goofball, this seemed like a racists joke about African-Americans, but as SilkBoxers correctly points out, this joke makes fun of stupid southerners. If anything, there should be an outcry from the state police benevolence society demanding an retraction because they're the ones getting the short end of the stick on this joke.

    Disclaimer: "stupid southerner" refers to the subset of stupid people who live in the south and is not intended to mean that all southerners are stupid. Stupid people exist in the north, east and west as well. Damn, they seem like they're everywhere, especially here at goofball. :-p

    Yep! (0 replies)
    started by seanmckay
    (08.01.2000 3:40:37 PM EST)

    It took alot of BALLS fot that trooper to do what he did.

    Love,Peace & Hair Greez

    uh huh (0 replies)
    started by rook30505
    (07.29.2000 4:40:55 PM EST)

    I'm not racist and I'm white, but that joke was fucking hilarious!

    Spank my ass!

    right on (1 reply)
    started by pr1bc
    (07.28.2000 10:55:09 PM EST)

    there is nothing wrong with a joke like that ever orgin has its on jokes about other cultur he did say negro instead of nigger

    joshua d matthews

    If you dont like ethnic jokes, why read them? (0 replies)
    started by hijack
    (07.28.2000 1:35:46 PM EST)

    I am a black man, and i think that joke is hilarious! We all know it is only a joke, so dont take it so personal, i laugh at white jokes too, that doesnt make me racist!

    at least he said negro (0 replies)
    started by slade
    (07.27.2000 11:42:23 AM EST)

    instead of nigger.
    i agree with nudeforsatan

    You morons... (0 replies)
    started by SilkBoxers
    (07.27.2000 11:02:20 AM EST)

    The joke isn't racist. It isn't demeaning blacks, it is making fun of the Southern mentality. The joke is that southern bigots are stupid. In all fairness to dumb-fuck racists everywhere, they're probably not as stupid as NudeForSatan, who is king of dumb fucks.

    When you gaze into an abyss for too long, the abyss gazes also into you. Silk Boxers

    Thought Police? (0 replies)
    started by matrixdweller
    (07.27.2000 10:13:09 AM EST)

    Well this wasn't a thought it was meant to be read by many people. Some of those people are probably of African descent. Not posting ethnic jokes is not thought policing that's just not offending people. I think NudeForSatan needs to get off his high horse and walk in someone elses shoes for a while. Your primitive brain can obviously not comprehend both sides of the situation to the full extent. Why don't you move to an area where you are the minority and most things racist are directed towards you. Give that a try for a while and see how you like it.

    FUCK THE THOUGHT POLICE! (1 reply)
    started by NudeForSatan
    (07.27.2000 8:17:33 AM EST)

    This comment is directed to the Anonymous Goofballer. Hypothetically speaking, if someone was to post a joke about Anglo-Saxons it wouldn't be perceived as racist and yet because this joke is at the expense of another ethnic group it's instantly deemed racist. You obviously need an industrial strength enema to relieve your anal retention. It's senile decrepit shitheads such as yourself that treat minority groups like insecure school children, "Oh! you can't say that, someone might take offence." Fuck you and all the politically correct thought police out there in cyberspace.

    PS get global dickhead, the only race I belong to is the human race.

    this is unreal (1 reply)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (07.27.2000 3:13:30 AM EST)

    tx state trooper is a horable joke it's way racesist, it should be taken off your website!!

    p.s. yes I'm white!!

    You sick people (0 replies)
    started by chizel
    (07.27.2000 1:43:25 AM EST)

    That's BAD.

    Things are more like they are today than they have ever been before.

    I am first (0 replies)  
    started by aznkid5
    (07.27.2000 0:26:01 AM EST)

    I am first because i have the power to

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