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Out Of Business

By: number1waitressPublished: 07/24/2000
 
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Down the street in one of those strip malls, there are 3 stores -- a grocery store, a jewelry store and a dry cleaners. And above the dry cleaners is a whore house.

Guess which store went out of business? It was the dry cleaners. And do you know why?

Because they couldn't take the fucking overhead

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    It should be (0 replies)
    started by jdbommer
    (07.24.2000 8:24:26 PM EST)

    cause they couldn't stand being screwed over

    the Teddy was here!

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    started by jdbommer
    (07.24.2000 0:12:09 AM EST)

    wow

    the Teddy was here!

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    started by aznkid5
    (07.24.2000 0:10:33 AM EST)

    im first hahahahaha

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