Another Bud Please
By: number1waitress	Published: 08/13/2000
While Debbie was sitting in a bar, enjoying a couple of Bud Lites, a man approached her and offered to buy her another one. While a bit tipsy, she goes with the fella and soon after passing out in his hotel room, the man takes advantage of her. On the following evening, Debbie is at the same bar, enjoying a couple more Bud Lites, and again, while passed out, the same thing. This goes on for a couple of weeks, and then this one particular night the man invites about 15 of his friends over. They all have their way with Debbie. The next night, in the same bar, Debbie asked the bartender for a Miller Lite. Puzzled, the bartender is confused. He says to her, "Why the change from Bud to Miller? And Debbie says, "Bud makes my pussy hurt!!!" Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?
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good lord (0 replies) started by rook30505 (09.22.2000 1:42:07 AM EST) this was one of jacky's jokes,but it was liquor instead of beer.sad people,it's just sad Drive fast,take chances,and remember,unprotected sex is better than no sex

Muff joke (0 replies) started by ralff2 (09.13.2000 4:57:48 PM EST) Wahts the difference between a muff and a cooker? The cooker dont fart when ye take the meat out Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!

What the hell?!!! (0 replies) started by vivian (09.09.2000 11:45:41 PM EST) This is truely disgusting, I cannot beleive I took the F'n time to download this shit! GET A LIFE!!!!

Lucy's Legs (1 reply) started by Anonymous Goofball (08.31.2000 10:23:52 AM EST) One day in the middle of New York City a guy is standing infront of a bar and screaming " who ever can name this bar will get a free drink." Then one guy in the croud yells " how about Lucy's Legs!" So the bar was called "Lucy's Legs." The next day the same guy was sitting infront of the bar. The guy who worked there came out and asked him "what the hell are you doing?" The guy said "I'm waiting for Lucy's Legs to open so i can get a drink."

Hmmmm.... (0 replies) started by Julz (08.14.2000 6:12:17 PM EST) My best friends name is Debbie....but she doesn't drink beer...so it can't be her.

Yeah, but... (1 reply) started by Anonymous Goofball (08.14.2000 10:12:35 AM EST) If the bartender were a gentleman, he'd explain to the lady that it was the tube-steaks causing her the discomfort and not the beers. And then he'd buy her a free beer.

Ed (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (08.13.2000 3:37:38 PM EST) dumb but funny

haha (0 replies) started by XorsistXtreme (08.13.2000 3:32:10 AM EST) she got drunk on light beer.

LAME (1 reply)   started by nexx (08.13.2000 1:28:42 AM EST) could have been soo much funnier, too bad it SUCKED!!! Wassup!!!

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