Masturbation Warning
By: NudeForSatan	Published: 08/28/2000
The following is a warning issued by the AMA regarding the connection between excessive masturbation and blindness. For those of you who are lonely and miserable, may I suggest putting your hand in a bucket of ice-cold water for 10 minutes before slapping the salami, that way the numbness will feel like someone else. And remember goofballers...masturbation is having sex with someone you love! Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?
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Hey... (0 replies) started by oxbrain (08.30.2000 9:12:59 AM EST) it's like a permenant blindfold "They just fuck you and they fuck you and they fuck you some more. And just when you think they're done fucking you, that's when the real fucking starts"

WTF? I can't read it..... (0 replies) started by NakedCanuck (08.29.2000 4:07:50 PM EST) ...oh, I get it now. Good thing I'm a touch typist... The Naked CanuckEverybody is somebody else’s weirdo.

StinkyJohn (3 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (08.29.2000 4:49:44 AM EST) src="http://www.ontap.com/graphics/stinkylink.gif" border="0">

oh my god... (0 replies) started by bigtomato (08.29.2000 0:36:23 AM EST) i cant see! oh yea that feels good :) Well, All The Dirty Mexicans That Live In My Neighborhood Follow Me In Their Big Vans Hootin And Hollerin 'Cuz Im So Purdy! I got your 'Big Tomatoes' right here baby!

Well..... (0 replies) started by cuteandcuddlychik69 (08.28.2000 10:22:51 PM EST) I guess since I read dat fine, then my eyez muss be blurry da other way

Can't read it.... (0 replies) started by burlingtony (08.28.2000 11:02:15 AM EST) letters are too small. Avoid socialism at all costs. The government which rules least---rules best. Keep the Pros out of the Olympics.

Help! I'm Blind!! (0 replies) started by DivineMissPK (08.28.2000 9:57:07 AM EST) I can't see...Ohhhhh Yesssssss! "The Divine Miss PK"

Toooo Late (0 replies) started by showboat (08.28.2000 8:19:34 AM EST) Damn if I knew this long before, I wouldnt have had gone almost blind and see an eye doctor to get contacts and glasses..... NudistLover

You know you're queer if... (1 reply) started by oliverclozoff (08.28.2000 1:25:31 AM EST) ...you masturbate 'cause it makes your hand feel good. If you took all the women in the world and laid them end to end, it would be a great idea!

OoOoOh NoNoNo! (0 replies)   started by estoude1 (08.28.2000 0:13:16 AM EST) First again! Meddle not in the affairs of dragons... for you are crunchy, and taste like chicken.

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