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Priceless Rave

By: bush316Published: 08/19/2000
 
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I bet this kid will be thrilled if he remembers this in the morning.

Priceless Rave

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    well (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (08.13.2003 9:48:13 PM EST)

    suck

    priceless pics (0 replies)
    started by JayyJayy72
    (12.14.2000 11:36:27 PM EST)

    Does anyone have the web address for priceless pics. if so email me
    or send pics.
    JayyJayy72@aol.com

    Who knows... (0 replies)
    started by assmasternumber1
    (10.02.2000 2:07:11 AM EST)

    That might be in West Va, and that might be his sister!!!

    FUCK YOU!!! No, not you, YOU! No, no, no, not you... all right, FUCKIT!!! FUCK YOU ALL!!!

    not sleeping (0 replies)
    started by swimmin00
    (09.07.2000 6:30:23 PM EST)

    she isn't asleep, she's lookin' at his hand and her hand is up on his shoulder...though she does look pretty damn wasted

    Maybe (0 replies)
    started by oliveoyl0902
    (08.24.2000 0:40:41 AM EST)

    He's just looking for his class ring.

    I love Popeye's Sweet Pea

    Maybe (0 replies)
    started by oliveoyl0902
    (08.24.2000 0:39:12 AM EST)

    He's just looking for his class ring.

    I love Popeye's Sweet Pea

    whatever (0 replies)
    started by bigfoote
    (08.21.2000 7:21:25 PM EST)

    lucky bastard

    Angry Brother (0 replies)
    started by mitch079
    (08.21.2000 12:59:57 PM EST)

    And if that was my sister, I'd take his hand, stick it up his ass, take my hand, reach down his throat, find his hand, and pull with all my might.

    what a punk bitch (0 replies)
    started by wookieman40
    (08.21.2000 12:20:52 PM EST)

    If I ever saw this piece of shit doing that to some past out chick I'd smash that shit eater's head clean off that pathetic scrawny little body of his. No better yet I'd probably slip him a couple of roofies and shove that little meat hook of his right up his ass!!!!!

    shocka free walker live long and perspire

    What? (0 replies)
    started by krash865
    (08.19.2000 9:14:41 PM EST)

    i wonder what he is touching

    GOODBYE

    Loser indeed (0 replies)
    started by Defiance
    (08.19.2000 6:53:34 PM EST)

    He has to wait until she's passed out

    Kinky is using a feather, perverted is using the whole chicken!

    Well, well, well (0 replies)
    started by donjose
    (08.19.2000 10:40:23 AM EST)

    Looks like we have a loser!

    Not to mention a sex offender

    The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

    What a loser (1 reply)
    started by hardball
    (08.19.2000 10:13:12 AM EST)

    What a fucking loser this asshole is if I seen him or any guy do that shit to a girl that was pastout I beat that mother fucker so bad his own parents wouldn't know him then I'd do it again.I hope someone that knows this faggot loser and puts a bullet through his head

    Gun's Gun's we need more Gun's, what for, to preserve freedom.

    You sure that's a girl ? (0 replies)
    started by burlingtony
    (08.19.2000 5:57:04 AM EST)

    Looks like Elvis' daughter. And she don't like men. That's why she married M.J.

    Avoid socialism at all costs. Self reliance--self respect--and self preservation. The government which rules least---rules best.

    If he doesn't remember... (0 replies)
    started by oliverclozoff
    (08.19.2000 2:33:33 AM EST)


    He can always log on to Goofball!



    I love women. I think they should all be put over a pedestal.

    dont trip (0 replies)
    started by dviousteazer
    (08.19.2000 1:35:22 AM EST)

    this is gay c'mon the gurl is wasted she aint moanin , and the dude is like uhhhhh i guess this is how i do it

    SO VERY COOL

    damn right (0 replies)
    started by deeznutz
    (08.19.2000 0:52:25 AM EST)

    you can tell that guy is fucked up

    deeznutz on ya chin BEYOTCH!!!!

    just ..... (0 replies)
    started by bat
    (08.19.2000 0:46:32 AM EST)

    like sweet cherry pie!

    Love your country,Question your government.

    wait a minute (0 replies)
    started by JSkills
    (08.19.2000 0:18:31 AM EST)

    Water costs $8 a bottle in clubs in NYC.


    JSkills
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    first (0 replies)  
    started by Foley316
    (08.19.2000 0:06:02 AM EST)

    first

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