"What I am against is quotas. I am against hard quotas, quotas they basically delineate based upon whatever. However they delineate, quotas, I think vulcanize society. So I don't know how that fits into what everybodyelse is saying, their relative positions, but that's my position."-The San Francisco Chronicle, Jan. 21, 2000
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Q. How can you tell a Polish pirate? A. He has a patch over both eyes.
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9. One-a-day, like iron.
8. When it absolutely, positively has to be there tonight.
7. Home of the whopper.
6. It plumps when you take 'em.
5. Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.
4. Tastes great, more filling.
3. Ten inches long ... and growing.
2. We work harder, so you don't have to.
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